22 Replies to “Bono and Richard Branson Tell Illuminati To Assemble”

  1. Civilopedia

    https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Sanitation_(Civ2)

    The increased waste produced by growing populations over time eventually led to potential health hazards. It then became necessary to come up with systems to dispose of garbage and human waste in a sanitary manner. Plumbing systems designed to remove waste water from dwellings and public buildings became commonplace, as did sewage plants which treated the wastewater before it was dumped into local waterways. Landfills were established, and garbage was collected for sanitary disposal in dumps and landfills a safe distance from the general population. These measures led to a healthier environment, and allowed for further population growth.

  2. i’m trying to convince the JOES that Bono is cool and can take a joke…it’s hard work

    People call Bono crap cuz of his messiah complex…a messiah complex isn’t a crime if u do no evil

  3. Thought Bono was more a Heroin addict tbh, thus the songs “Bad” and “Running to Stand Still” are told in a personal manner

  4. U2 cameo in American Psycho book

    I first read the book before I was a U2 fan, but as I got into the band’s music, the chapter-long cameo always made me laugh — the contrast between Bono’s earnestness (which the protagonist, Patrick Bateman, doesn’t understand at all) and Bateman’s psychosis. Here’s an excerpt:

    … Bono has now moved across the stage, following me to my seat, and he’s staring into my eyes, kneeling at the edge of the stage, wearing black jeans (maybe Gitano), sandals, a leather vest with no shirt beneath it. His body is white, covered with sweat, and it’s not worked out enough, there’s no muscle tone and what definition there might be is covered beneath a paltry amount of chest hair. He has a cowboy hat on and his hair is pulled back into a ponytail and he’s moaning some dirge—I catch the lyric “A hero is an insect in this world” — and he has a faint, barely noticeable but nonetheless intense smirk on his face and it grows, spreading across it confidently, and while his eyes blaze, the backdrop of the stage turns red and suddenly I get this tremendous surge of feeling, this rush of knowledge and my own heart beats faster because of this and it’s not impossible to believe that an invisible cord attached to Bono has now encircled me and now the audience disappears and the music slows down, gets softer, and it’s just Bono onstage … I hear it, can actually feel, can even make out the letters of the message hovering above Bono’s head in orange letters: “I… am… the devil… and I am… just like you…” And then everyone, the audience, the band, reappears and the music slowly swells up and Bono, sensing that I’ve received the message …

  5. Bonoless is denfinitely a Jenkem abuser.
    Apparent my crap makes extremely potent Jenkem so there’s a line around block waiting for me to take a dump at $25 us for 250 grams, and a methadone laden piss into their coffee cans. Scientists are researching now but all they have said so far is
    “The Moon has gone purple and is trying to kill us” so I suspect that “WESTERN SCIENCE” ended quite some time ago.
    Hang on I just worked out Laxettes will increase my “production” almost as well as the egg , pickled onion and cheese sandwich’s did. To day grunting for a buck tomorrow the world; I wonder if I can claim pay toilets as a tax right off?!!! mmmmm….

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