Rewilding With Brad Pitt

In the bible God took Job’s children because all they did was drink and party

In Job 1:12, as a challenge, God told Satan to do whatever evil he wished to the family of Job, only as long as he did not physically harm Job himself. Then, after a series of misfortunes, Job’s sons and daughters were eating and drinking together when a great wind came and destroyed their house, killing the children of Job (Job 1:18-19).

CONCLUSION

Drinking almost took BP from us. God was merciful whenever BP was driving drunk.

G will find BP a new wife ASAP. Just keep your eyes open.

In the world BP envisions we will have Kudzu vine baskets, collecting berries, with Welund II Age of Kings.

Earthquake Club

Brad PITT = SHITT

He says he would like to fight Ghandi. I would like to fight Brad Pitt dressed in Chicafil chicken suits. His first job was to dress up in a chicken suit in the sweltering Los Angeles heat. That was before his first BLOW job. Most likely, on Harvey Weinstein.

CONCLUSION

NEVER run to the boulevard of broken dreams in search of riches loyal Conspirazzi readers.