Category: Messiah

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Crop Circles Reveal Russell Brand is the Messiah

Russell Brand Messiah

Russell Brand is the leading Messiah in the media. Only comparable to Yeezus.

Russell Brand Chakras

His tattoos add to his Messianic presence. Brand takes wisdom from the far East.

33 tattoo Brand

This tattoo shows us the age Russell Brand died when he walked the earth as Jesus 2,000 years ago.

Russell Brand Malcolm X

Russell has come to heal the world.

Messiah Card Illuminati

He is Mahatma taking it to the streets.

Jesus Crop Circles

Crop circles point to Russell Brand being “the chosen one”. Stunningly, the face of Jesus appeared in British crops as Russell Brand did his comedy routine. The evidence is building that Brand is indeed who he says he is: The Messiah.

Messiah Complex Brand

How doe we know we are not being deceived? What about the true believers? We need more proof.

In this video Brand makes it clear. He is Jesus. We should look to Brand for guidance as the new messiah.

CONCLUSION

Brand is the true “white messiah” and Yeezus is the false “black messiah”.

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Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the fuck knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

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David de Rothschild=JESUS (ABSOLUTE 100% SURE)

Psalm 89

Prayer for the Fulfillment
of God’s Promises to David

1 A maskil of Ethan the Ezrahite.

2 The promises of the LORD I will sing forever,
proclaim your loyalty through all ages.

3 For you said, “My love is established forever;
my loyalty will stand as long as the heavens.

4 I have made a covenant with my chosen one;
I have sworn to David my servant:

5 I will make your dynasty stand forever
and establish your throne through all ages.” Selah

6 The heavens praise your marvels, LORD,
your loyalty in the assembly of the holy ones.

7 Who in the skies ranks with the LORD?
Who is like the LORD among the gods?

8 A God dreaded in the council of the holy ones,
greater and more awesome than all who sit there!

9 LORD, God of hosts, who is like you?
Mighty LORD, your loyalty is always present.

10 You rule the raging sea; you still its swelling waves.

11 You crushed Rahab with a mortal blow;
your strong arm scattered your foes.

12 Yours are the heavens, yours the earth;
you founded the world and everything in it.

13 Zaphon and Amanus you created;
Tabor and Hermon rejoice in your name.

14 Mighty your arm, strong your hand,
your right hand is ever exalted.

15 Justice and judgment are the foundation of your throne;
love and loyalty march before you.

16 Happy the people who know you, LORD,
who walk in the radiance of your face.

17 In your name they sing joyfully all the day;
at your victory they raise the festal shout.

18 You are their majestic strength; by your favor our horn is exalted.

19 Truly the LORD is our shield, the Holy One of Israel, our king!

20 Once you spoke in vision; to your faithful ones you said:
“I have set a leader over the warriors; I have raised up a hero from the army.

21 I have chosen David, my servant;
with my holy oil I have anointed him.

22 My hand will be with him; my arm will make him strong.

23 No enemy shall outwit him, nor shall the wicked defeat him.

24 I will crush his foes before him, strike down those who hate him.

25 My loyalty and love will be with him;
through my name his horn will be exalted.

26 I will set his hand upon the sea, his right hand upon the rivers.

27 He shall cry to me,’You are my father, my God,
the Rock that brings me victory!’

28 I myself make him firstborn, Most High over the kings of the earth.

29 Forever I will maintain my love for him;
my covenant with him stands firm.

30 I will establish his dynasty forever, his throne as the days of the heavens.

31 If his descendants forsake my law, do not follow my decrees,

32 If they fail to observe my statutes, do not keep my commandments,

33 I will punish their crime with a rod and their guilt with lashes.

34 But I will not take my love from him,
nor will I betray my bond of loyalty.

35 I will not violate my covenant; the promise of my lips I will not alter.

36 By my holiness I swore once for all: I will never be false to David.

37 His dynasty will continue forever, his throne, like the sun before me.

38 Like the moon it will stand eternal, forever firm like the sky!” Selah

39 But now you have rejected and spurned, been enraged at your anointed.

40 You renounced the covenant with your servant,
defiled his crown in the dust.

41 You broke down all his defenses, left his strongholds in ruins.

42 All who pass through seize plunder; his neighbors deride him.

43 You have exalted the right hand of his foes, have gladdened all his enemies.

44 You turned back his sharp sword, did not support him in battle.

45 You brought to an end his splendor, hurled his throne to the ground.

46 You cut short the days of his youth, covered him with shame. Selah

47 How long, LORD? Will you stay hidden forever?
Must your wrath smolder like fire?

48 Remember how brief is my life, how frail the race you created!

49 What mortal can live and not see death?
Who can escape the power of Sheol? Selah

50 Where are your promises of old, Lord, the loyalty sworn to David?

51 Remember, Lord, the insults to your servants,
how I bear all the slanders of the nations.

52 Your enemies, LORD, insult your anointed; they insult my every endeavor.

53 Blessed be the LORD forever! Amen and amen!