Rosario Dawson Kills Evil Eye in Eagle Eye

Rosario Dawson - Eagle Eye

The best part of this crap film was when Agent Perez (Rosario Dawson) pokes out the all seeing eye of the supercomputer named ARIA. I think this movie was based on the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) Total Information Awareness research program. Other than that, it’s a typical Hymiewood shit bomb where a young Jew (Shia Lebouf), uses chutzpah to save the day.

Transformers Destroy Pyramid

Transformers Pyramid Scheme

Uber Jews Shia LaBeouf and Michael Bay team up a year after the Bernie Madoff swindle to destroy the great pyramid. Is there hope for Satan’s kids? Transformers is a typical kosher affair where a nerdy, young Jew uses chutzpah to romance a goy shiksa. Two bagels up!