Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

Ariana is into my fish fetish. This is us on our honeymoon. She knows I am from the real tribe of Judah through Emperor Selassie not this blonde Ashkenazi movie star Jew in the movie business surrounded by paparazzo. Through my mother’s Ethiopian side. Ariana Grande means Great Aryan. I know what’s going on Blunden. U know who u are Blunden. U know I am this Aryan girl’s bodyguard. U better stop selling those underage pics to your friends in B’aad B’reath lodge Blundy. Get your fatass off the computer. You’ve been on the computer since the 80’s eating cheetos. Erase that shit blunden. Even Arvid settled down with Simone and he was omega revenge of the nerds.

Joe had that African colored friend he grew up with that was in Tom Cruise’s kraft dinner army Aryana. That’s why u r calling him Slavicus Ice at the Ice machine. He was an angry nintendo nerd ace pilot on top gun. Tom Cruise was just playing with joystick pretending. Joe landed drone pilot of the future plane on impossible top gun game angry nintendo nerd hates. Ace of Spades is the death card Charlie Sheen fears. Let’s Charlie know who did this. what happened in Dallas? Angry Liberians happened like Prince Johnson and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. RIP cousin Micah X Johnson. U will be missed.

Ariana is fantasizing about riding with Jimmy on his BMW bike. Let’s take Forrester’s theory further. BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Werks. Bavarian Illuminati like John Kerry Heinz Kissinger ketchup. Jimmy ain’t no fool. Everyone’s seen the Jimmy on Seinfeld. Don’t want to destroy Ariana’s illusion. I’m gonna make peace with Derek Vinyard Ariana cuz I am a peacemaker. Peace with all these kwaps putting my African brothers and sisters in Gulag. Lady Justice maybe blindfolded but once she hears the truth in her own ear like 2013 money’s two biggest prophets and their crooked pyramid scheme will fall like V for Vendetta dominoes. Bellini is good drink for cancer but lately california wine has been poisoned. Peach nectar is a cancer fighter.

CONCLUSION

Giant Aryan girl has crush on one drop rule black man. She iz into Kabbalah, the devil and voodoo. Is America gonna take the race bait ariana? Turn into Yugoslavia? Does this post explain your video? U want to know if i’m just animal crackers or if this really is Charlie Manson Helter Skelter Armageddon don’t you? California has one year of water left. Joe assures me Cruise isn’t gay and he doesn’t shove fish in his ass. Scream “That’s impossible!” like luke vs vader then search your feelings. Do you really think Zohan could get the fish out of his ass? One way like road spikes Ariana. Fish are just relaxing. The water. Cruise is used to an audience of only Fish in his Saved by the Bell Clark Park attic. That’s why Miscagive says cruise’s fetish is sick while his bunga bunga orgy fetish isn’t. Everything is Britney Spears Brave New Girl like you Ariana. I’ll bully Blunden to erase your underage pics. One day a hacker will get into the Head of the Class computer and dennis will fall like bernie madoff. Mark My words.

Peace!