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Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

Ariana Grande Fish Bowl

Ariana is into my fish fetish. This is us on our honeymoon. She knows I am from the real tribe of Judah through Emperor Selassie not this blonde Ashkenazi movie star Jew in the movie business surrounded by paparazzo. Through my mother’s Ethiopian side. Ariana Grande means Great Aryan. I know what’s going on Blunden. U know who u are Blunden. U know I am this Aryan girl’s bodyguard. U better stop selling those underage pics to your friends in B’aad B’reath lodge Blundy. Get your fatass off the computer. You’ve been on the computer since the 80’s eating cheetos. Erase that shit blunden. Even Arvid settled down with Simone and he was omega revenge of the nerds.

Ariana Jimmy Johnson Ace

Joe had that African colored friend he grew up with that was in Tom Cruise’s kraft dinner army Aryana. That’s why u r calling him Slavicus Ice at the Ice machine. He was an angry nintendo nerd ace pilot on top gun. Tom Cruise was just playing with joystick pretending. Joe landed drone pilot of the future plane on impossible top gun game angry nintendo nerd hates. Ace of Spades is the death card Charlie Sheen fears. Let’s Charlie know who did this. what happened in Dallas? Angry Liberians happened like Prince Johnson and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. RIP cousin Micah X Johnson. U will be missed.

Ariana is fantasizing about riding with Jimmy on his BMW bike. Let’s take Forrester’s theory further. BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Werks. Bavarian Illuminati like John Kerry Heinz Kissinger ketchup. Jimmy ain’t no fool. Everyone’s seen the Jimmy on Seinfeld. Don’t want to destroy Ariana’s illusion. I’m gonna make peace with Derek Vinyard Ariana cuz I am a peacemaker. Peace with all these kwaps putting my African brothers and sisters in Gulag. Lady Justice maybe blindfolded but once she hears the truth in her own ear like 2013 money’s two biggest prophets and their crooked pyramid scheme will fall like V for Vendetta dominoes. Bellini is good drink for cancer but lately california wine has been poisoned. Peach nectar is a cancer fighter.

CONCLUSION

Giant Aryan girl has crush on one drop rule black man. She iz into Kabbalah, the devil and voodoo. Is America gonna take the race bait ariana? Turn into Yugoslavia? Does this post explain your video? U want to know if i’m just animal crackers or if this really is Charlie Manson Helter Skelter Armageddon don’t you? California has one year of water left. Joe assures me Cruise isn’t gay and he doesn’t shove fish in his ass. Scream “That’s impossible!” like luke vs vader then search your feelings. Do you really think Zohan could get the fish out of his ass? One way like road spikes Ariana. Fish are just relaxing. The water. Cruise is used to an audience of only Fish in his Saved by the Bell Clark Park attic. That’s why Miscagive says cruise’s fetish is sick while his bunga bunga orgy fetish isn’t. Everything is Britney Spears Brave New Girl like you Ariana. I’ll bully Blunden to erase your underage pics. One day a hacker will get into the Head of the Class computer and dennis will fall like bernie madoff. Mark My words.

Peace!

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Madonna’s Tears, Obama’s Tears and the Illuminati’s Tears

Madonna Tears

Madonna sheds real tears for the victims of the Friday the 13th Paris attacks. Madonna is very superstitious about the number 13. She believes things and events come in 3’s and in the law of cause and effect. She’s awaiting the third major terrorist attack on her favorite city, New York. She sees Dick Cheney and Barack Obama making prophecies about a bigger attack as the cause.

Obama Man Tears

Obama is shedding his crocodile tears over shooting victims. He’s crying because he is trying to get Alex Jones’ guns and failing. Jews believe their messiah will beat the goyim’s guns into plowshares. Hand out Bill Gates seed bank and tell them to bury their guns Obamessiah. Your Sandy Hook false flag shooting to take their guns is a fail. They have to do it voluntarily, not by force or media coercion.

!50 Years Madonna Illuminati

Madonna is enlightened to the masonic master plan in Rebel Heart’s Illuminati video. The Illuminati direct the Freemasons to fulfill their plan for the Jews and Israel through the psalms of David. Madonna has to find these events in history like the prophecy of Nikita Kruschev’s shoe banging incident in psalm 60, the year 1960. Then use her third eye featured in “Bedtime Story” to send me her findings through lunar channels.

Madonna 150 Rosary

Believers in the Madonna of olden days want us to use a bigger, heavier, 150 rosary. This is what was said about my mother Mary 2,000 years ago:

Luke 11:27 While Jesus was saying these things, one of the women in the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You and the breasts at which You nursed.” 28But He said, “On the contrary, blessed are those who hear the word of God and observe it.”

Don’t kneel to Mary’s idols. Read the word of God and keep it.

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Illuminati Analysis of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Lara Croft’s father writes in a note to her: The world will be in great danger, with a secret society known as the Illuminati, devious dangerous men who seek to fulfil an ancient prophesy….” [00:32:30]

Tombraider Illuminati Note

Lara finds her Father’s note in a book by William Blake. Lara Croft: “To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William Blake.”

The painting “The Ancient of Days” by WIlliam Blake:

Blake Ancient of Days

It depicts god measuring the world from a sky bound position with a compass (a well known Masonic Symbol).

This painting by Blake leads us to the modern day Illuminati:

Rockefeller Ancient of Days

On top of the entrance to 30 Rockefeller Center there is an impressive art Deco frieze. It depicts the Ancient of Days holding the Masonic compass with his right hand and it has a quote from Isaiah:

Isaiah 33:6 – And wisdom and knowledge shall be the stability of your times, and strength of salvation: the fear of the LORD is his treasure.

There is also another relief in Rockefeller Plaza revealing which prophecy the Illuminati want to fulfill:

Rockefeller Isaiah 2:4

ISAIAH 2:4
They shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nations will not life up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

Maitreya Nairobi

This is the prophecy I will fulfill. I, Maitreya, the World Teacher. The voice of the United Nations.

Let’s take a look at Blake’s Last Judgement:

Blake Last Judgement

This is me at my desk at the UN. This is not Jesus. This is me, Maitreya. I am the true messiah.

Let’s look at Blake’s Whore of Babylon:

Blake Whore of Babylon

This is Angelina Jolie. She is the true Whore of Babylon not Madonna. Madonna is the false Whore of Babylon.

Jolie Crying

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Quote:

Lisa: You know, there’s too many buttons in the world. There’s too many buttons and they’re just- There’s way too many just begging to be pressed,they’re just begging to be pressed,you know? They’re just – they’re just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn’t anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn’t anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I’m a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?

Blake’s Woman and the Red Dragon:

Tombraider Dragon

This is Angelina Jolie. She thinks she is the woman who will give birth to the man who will rule the nations with an iron rod. Shiloh:

Shiloh

Angelina thinks she was pregnant with Shiloh, the new messiah promised in the Book of Genesis. That’s why she is turning her daughter into a boy. She wants a transgendered messiah.

Genesis Shiloh

I think she is putting alot of pressure on the girl. Nobody can be Shiloh except Maitreya. I am the teacher. Not Jesus not Muad D’ib not Kanye West not Lucifer either. Maitreya means teacher. They are building a statue of me that will last a 1,000 years in Asia. This is to fulfill the prophecy of the 1,000 year reign of peace in the book of Revelation.

Maitreya

Who is Maitreya?

“Maitreya Buddha is the embodiment of loving-kindness. Throughout the entire universe, peace comes from the good heart, from loving-kindness.

— Lama Zopa Rinpoche, Spiritual Director of Maitreya Project

Maitreya’s name is derived from the Sanskrit ‘maitri’ meaning ‘universal loving-kindness’. Infinitely compassionate and all-knowing, buddhas teach by their words and example in order to guide us along the path to our own spiritual maturity.

“Everyone can make a connection with Maitreya Buddha, so that even if one does not become enlightened during this life time, when Maitreya Buddha teaches one is able to become Maitreya Buddha’s disciple and to become enlightened at that time.”

— Lama Zopa Rinpoche, Spiritual Director of Maitreya Project

Un Logo

This is where I spend most of my time. The United Nations meditation room.

Meditation Room

The stone in the middle of the room reminds us also of the firm and permanent in a world of movement and change. The block of iron ore has the weight and solidity of the everlasting. It is a reminder of that cornerstone of endurance and faith on which all human endeavour must be based.

The material of the stone leads our thoughts to the necessity for choice between destruction and construction, between war and peace. Of iron man has forged his swords, of iron he has also made his ploughshares. Of iron he has constructed tanks, but of iron he has likewise built homes for man. The block of iron ore is part of the wealth we have inherited on this earth of ours. How are we to use it?