Angus T. Jones Finds Religion And Denounces Two And A Half Men


“People see me and they’re like, ‘Whoa, you’re Jake!’ I see this guy [gestures at Hudson], and I’m like, ‘Dang, man of God, Forerunner, right here. I can touch him, I can give him a hug…’ Like, seriously. God is great. It’s just, like, one of those things.

“Jake from Two and a Half Men, means nothing. He is a non-existent character. If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.

“It’s bad news… I don’t know if it means any more coming from me, but you might not have heard it otherwise. So just watch out. A lot of people don’t like to think about how deceptive the enemy is. He’s been doing this for a long longer than any of us have been around. So we can’t play around. There’s no playing around when it comes to eternity.”

The interesting half-man has also warned everyone of the supposed Satanic workings of Hollywood’s elite, claiming those Illuminati rumors are true.

Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards




Charlie Sheen’s Vatican Assassins

Charlie Sheen Vatican Assassins

Contrary to what most people think Charlie Sheen did not coin the term “Vatican Assassins”. It’s a book written by a guy named Eric Jon Phelps. It’s available free online through torrent. You can download it here. It’s a 50mb file so it will take some time. The book contends that JFK died at the hands of the Jesuit General. The Jesuits were started by a Jew named Ignatius of Loyola.

If you would like a hard copy of the book please buy it from the official website here. You can also buy an audio CD rom if you are too lazy to read it yourself.