Shakira Knows

by DuWayne Charles

NOVEMBER 22, 2002. Colombian pop superstar, Shakira, struck a blow for world peace Wednesday night at her sold out Madison Square Garden concert.

While the cross-over sensation sang, in Spanish, the acid lyrics of her song “Octavo Día” (Eighth Day), an intentionally crummy video showing puppets of Saddam Hussein and George Bush playing chess was projected on a giant screen.

As chess game and music got increasingly frantic, the Hussein and Bush puppets replaced the chessmen with weapons and oil wells.

In the high-decibel, guitar wailing end, the puppets lost control of the game and the puppeteer was revealed as the Grim Reaper.

“Bite the neck of hatred” was the last message on the screen at the end of the concert. A clear and stylish message.

Eat your heart out, Al Mealymouthed Gore!

The Mysterious Death of Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger

Phi Delta Theta (ΦΔΘ or PDT) is an international fraternity founded at Miami University in 1848 and headquartered in Oxford, Ohio. Among the most well-known members of the fraternity are Benjamin Harrison, the 23rd President of the United States, Baseball Hall of Fame member Lou Gehrig, actor Burt Reynolds, architect Frank Lloyd Wright, and Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.

Phi Delta Theta…on his head.

Roberto Calvi was hung underneath a bridge in the same manner as Heath Ledger in Doctor Parnassus. Calvi was killed by the masonic lodge Propaganda Due. Known as God’s banker for his links with the Vatican, 62-year-old Roberto Calvi was the chairman of Banco Ambrosiano in Milan and a central figure in a complex web of international fraud and intrigue.

Police treated his death as suicide. Police are treating Heath Ledger’s death as an accidental overdose.