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Illuminati Symbolism in Lights’ Up We Go

Lights Illuminati Logo

Hi hi hi there, my little droogies. This is a post about Canadian singer Lights.

The video starts out in an elevator. You can see Lights’ all seeing eye logo in the background.

Lights Illuminati Atlas

Some wrestlers get on the elevator and fight it out over Lights’ great beauty. The wrestler on the left is the alpha male and the one on the right is the beta male. They want to give Lights the ol’ in out real savage. They are too busy fighting each other to run game on Lights. Game is finished. Every young devotchka has read the book by Neil Strauss.

Atlas

Atlas is an Illuminati symbol. David Rockefeller, the starry vek who rules America, is a big Ayn Rand fan. He reads the book “The Virtue of Selfishness” to his children every night.

Lights Rosary

Next a ptitsa and her boyfriend get on the elevator at level 6. 6 corresponds to the tarot card the lovers. She wears a rosary as she fornicates. This bird has no shame.

Rosary Winehouse

The 150 “Hail Marys” of the full rosary were originally intended to represent the 150 psalms. You might remember Amy Winehouse, the drunken yahoodi singer wore the rosary. It was in style to wear a rosary last decade, this one not so much.

Lights Lion Tattoo

Lights has a lion tattoo that represents Jesus. Jesus is Lights’ savior. I can see myself doing the tolchoking and nailing in. I’d like to drive in the brokve. Especially to all these false messiahs like Russell Brand, Kanye West, Bono and Brad Pitt (Shiloh).

Light Logo

Only Christus Rex is the real messiah. He took away the pain in my gulliver with his naturopathic remedies. PRAISE BOG!

Light Hogs and Sheep

Floor 12 is where the stockbrokers get their rooker full of money. There are two types of losing traders to the bears and bulls, hogs and sheep. Baa! Baa! They bleat as the stock goes down or up and they lose their hard earned novce to these swindlers.

Lights Illuminati Eye Up We Go

Now we get to the highlight of the video. Lights is on Floor 13 with Lucifer’s all seeing oka. What goes on, on floor 13?

Floor 13 Game

This is a democracy! We can’t just let people who don’t like us walk around without hassling them!” The above quote probably sums up your role in Floor 13 rather succinctly. You play the role of the director general of intelligence for the British government although on paper you’re the “director of fishing and agriculture”

Play this game now.

Here is the full video. Until next time my brothers and only friends.

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Richard Branson’s Floor 13

Branson Floor 13

Floor 13 is a single-player computer game set in the United Kingdom, where the player is the director of a secret governmental agency involved in clandestine domestic operations. The headquarters is hidden on the thirteenth floor of a building in London Docklands, hence the title. The game was developed in 1991 by Virgin Interactive, a now-defunct division of the Virgin Group.

Plot

The player takes on the role of the Director General of the “Department of Agriculture and Fisheries”, a non-existent Executive Agency that conceals a secret police which keeps the government popular by any means necessary. Answering only to the Prime Minister, the Director General has the power to use wiretapping, surveillance, smear tactics, disinformation, burglary, kidnapping, torture, and assassination to keep the government popular with the people.

In addition to the Director General’s regular duties suppressing and removing those who threaten the status quo, there is also a subplot involving his membership in a secret society called “The Secret Masters of Thoth”. These missions, which are received from a “Secret Master” wearing the vestments of an Egyptian pharaoh, involve more bizarre opposition than regular missions; these missions include protecting a fellow member from a Mafia assassination, foiling an attempt to subvert the nation by pod people in key positions, the protection of the Church of the SubGenius from a scandal, and restraining the growing power of the Illuminati, among others.

Gameplay

During the course of the game, the player must walk a metaphorical tightrope, with two possible ways to lose the game; every 21 days, the Prime Minister reviews the opinion polls and will terminate the Director General’s job if his popularity is under 50%. If he still has the lead, the Director General will be given more resources to work with. This outcome can be easily averted with finesse and subtlety — however, if the player is clumsy or blatant, the Prime Minister will quickly terminate the Director General’s life. The last Director General (jokingly named after Richard Branson, the owner of the Virgin Group) suffered from a severe case of defenestration at the hands of Mr. Garcia, and the same will happen to the new Director General if he gets too far out of line.

The game has two possible endings (not counting being terminated, either way); if the player has successfully navigated through every scandal encountered for an entire year while keeping the approval rating above 50%, the government realizes that the player knows too much and appoints him or her Prime Minister — with a final note to “enjoy it while it lasts”. The other ending involves successfully completing all seven Secret Master missions; the player is anointed the new head of the society and the face of the character is shown. The final note of this ending: “Was it worth it?”

Download Floor 13 here.

Joe’s comment:

Played this game many times as kid. Influenced me alot. Taught me how to organize a desk & files.