Angelina Jolie’s Crimes of War

Angelina Jolie: Crimes of War

Former heroin junkie and star of Hackers, Angelina Jolie claims she is too dumb to use a computer. It’s evident she is under some sort of Jewish, Illuminati mind control. Iraq will be a radioactive wasteland for the next 5 billion years but Ms. Jolie wants us to cheer as African warlords are brought to justice at the United Nations kangaroo court.

El Presidente George Bush dumped the equivalent of 400,000 Hiroshimas of depleted uranium on Iraqistan. The controlled media is silent as mutant babies with three heads and six fingers are born in Fallujah.

The Empire is victorious in Iraq under the Obamanation and the insurgency under Bush has stopped. The beast turns it’s head towards Iran now and the Zargos oil belt.

Ministry – Rio Grande Blood

Ministry - Rio Grande Blood

Rio Grande Blood

And now a message from the President of the United States George W. Bush
I’ve adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics
And I’m a dangerous, dangerous man
With dangerous, dangerous weapons
I want to drain the coal resources in America
And foreign sources of crude oil.
I’m a weapon of mass destruction
And I’m a brutal dictator
And I’m evil

[Verse 1]
I’ve got something that I must confess
I make a profit off people oppressed
I take the money ’til there’s nothing left
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

I want money
I want yer money
I want crude oil
It’s the government’s money
I’m an asshole

[Verse 2]
I can’t remember the world such a mess
Not for the companies I like the best
Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

I want money
I want yer money
I want crude oil
It’s the government’s money

Breakdown
We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil Haliburton
We went to war because of money
Haliburton
We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory
Haliburton
We will settle for nothing less than crude oil -crude oil

[Verse 3]
Squeezing the working class whom I detest
Taxing the poor so the rich can invest
I know I’m an asshole, but aren’t you impressed
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

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I want crude oil
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I want money
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Richard Linklater Spreads the Word

Richard Linklater

Acclaimed writer-director Richard Linklater, currently riding high on the favorable reception of A Scanner Darkly and best known for his 2003 production School of Rock, has publicly slammed George W. Bush as a “Yalely frat boy” who is in over his head and more corrupt than Richard Nixon.

Linklater also says that his efforts to disseminate documentaries which point the finger at the US government for involvement in 9/11 have changed paradigms for several A-list Hollywood stars – including Bruce Willis…

…Saying his film was a political statement, Linklater said that the abuses of the Bush administration were, “So extreme that people don’t even know what to do – how do you comment – how do you voice your opposition?”

…A Scanner Darkly, an adaptation of a Philip K. Dick book that includes themes of total surveillance and the loss of freedom, is set in the short-term future after the US has lost the war on drugs. Starring Keanu Reeves, Wynona Rider, Woody Harrelson and Robert Downy Jnr. – the film is enjoying positive reviews as it slowly rolls out across the country…