Jesus was Gangsta

Jesus said to them, Only in his hometown and in his own house is a prophet without honor. —Matthew 13:54-57
Jesus was no COP. Marshal Law is fiction. The truth is hard to swallow.

Seriously, Jesus was straight gangsta. He was born in the ghetto and nobody really knew who the father was. His inner circle was made up of criminals and prostitutes. He spent most of his time on the streets and was always in trouble with the law. He loved gettin crunk at parties (I mean come on, water to wine!). In his time he was hated by many and loved by few. He was killed by a gang and now everyone writes songs about him.

Truly, he is the King.

LA Furtado & The Early Years of Jesus

Optimus Rhyme, poet at Cafe 1919, healed his pain through Yoga.
The Fatima priests hate the Hindus at the Virgin Mary’s Shrine.

CONCLUSION

Revelation 21:4: “He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed …

This verse is why Illuminated Freemason, HW Bush, gave his New World Order Speech. The older Lisbon sister is vital to the healing effort. Yoga is not Satanic, but because Aleister Crowley taught Yoga, the practice has a bad reputation.

Matthew 10:8 Freely you have received; freely give.

Most of the sick can’t afford a good doctor, or pay for Yoga lessons. So we are waiting for a good Samaritan. Not Bill Gates’ Bogus Time Magazine cover. We are waiting for Pro Bono morning Yoga in East Van.

Madonna Serenades Climate Change Savior David

Madonna Hey You

Madonna serenaded her climate change messiah David De Rothschild in July 2007 at the 777 concert. Let’s look at the lyrics to “Hey Dave”:

“Hey Dave”

Hey, Dave, don’t you give up
Your light bulb’s the best
don’t give the phoebus cartel any rest

Hey, Dave,
Don’t make us cry
don’t let the polar bears die

Keep it together, you’ll make sheckels alright
77 rothschild swindles tonight
doctors and lawyers envy what we bankers do
usury is good for you

Hey, Dave, open your wallet
Give me some change
when i clean the windshield on your range

Hey, you, remember this
Fiat money ain’t real it’s only worth the way you feel

Come to Dave’s Yuletide orgy you’ll feel alright
Bunga Bunga with Berlusconi is going on tonight
Strauss Kahn envies what we do
yeah dave orgies are good, hey dave

David’s a troll, little sister
Save your sheckels, little brother

Hey, Jew, save yourself
Don’t rely on anyone else

David De Rothschild

CONCLUSION

David de Rothschild with children who love him and his bulb. We should keep praying to our Climate change savior for some new kind of coal or nukes. Never mind the Tesla shit. Where the fuck you gonna put the meter if it’s free like radio? So fuck it right Dave? Get Energy Minister Moniz to build some more nuke reactors on fault lines according to your grand architect plan. Diablo Canyon reactor is gonna make California glow like the stars in the sky one day bro. Thanks for saving the world David De Rothschild. I am eternally grateful to you and your swindle. Thanks to your bulb antarctic sea ice stopped retreating. Had I not worn a sweater all coastal cities would be flooded right now. So thank you again for saving the world bro. No wonder those kids love you.