OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET’S DEAL

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Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, The Post has learned.

The actress’ lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger’s body in his SoHo apartment in January.

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky “Full House” actress to tell them whatever she knows about the “Dark Knight” star’s behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources.

Olsen’s lawyer, Michael C. Miller, today denied that she was hiding any information.

“Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them,” he said in a statement.

Miller added that “we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger’s death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.

“We don’t know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government’s inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate.”

Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his “Brokeback Mountain” co-star Michelle Williams.

“Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative,” a source said.

Another added, “Everyone has been very eager to help, saying what a great guy Heath Ledger was, everyone except Mary-Kate, who has refused to speak.”

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That source explained that Olsen would be the final witness they need to conclude their investigation into where he got his drugs and medicines.

Ledger – whose performance as the Joker in “The Dark Knight” has ignited Oscar buzz – died of a potent cocktail of prescription drugs and OxyContin, the latter of which was likely obtained illegally.

His death further confirms speculation that OxyContin abuse continues to soar among celebrities and non-celebrities alike.

His death was ruled an accidental drug overdose by the medical examiner.

And NYPD investigators closed their probe without interviewing Olsen because, they said, they got all the cooperation they needed from others. That decision, however, surprised some observers, considering Olsen’s role as a potential witness.

Instead of calling emergency responders after getting the call from her masseuse, Olsen telephoned her bodyguards in the Big Apple, telling them to race to Ledger’s Broome Street home, where they arrived just as paramedics got to the scene.

The US Drug Enforcement Administration, which opened an investigation to determine the sources of Ledger’s drugs, was not as sanguine as the NYPD about talking to the 4-foot-11, 90-pound Olsen.

The feds contacted her lawyer, Michael Miller, several times recently seeking her cooperation, but Miller has told the feds Olsen won’t be interviewed unless she gets immunity, exercising her constitutional rights.

According to sources, all of the drugs in Ledger’s body and discovered nearby in prescription bottles were legally obtained from two physicians – with the exception of OxyContin, a powerful painkiller.

Investigators “are trying to ID the source of the OxyContin,” a source said. “Did it come from a dealer, from a friend? If he had a bottle from a friend, was it taken by someone else before police responded? That is what is trying to be determined.”

The DEA probers were also aggressive with the NYPD, the sources said, and were forced to threaten to obtain a grand-jury subpoena before getting the department’s Ledger files.

An NYPD spokesman said the department never balked at handing over the files and did so after receiving a routine federal administrative subpoena.

Asked whether he asked for immunity for his client, Olsen’s lawyer said, “We are not going to comment on whether there is a criminal investigation,” and declined to speak further.

The sources said Ledger’s employees reached out to Olsen because they panicked at finding his body and did not know what to do.

As for the bodyguards, they claimed they responded only to offer help.

– Murray Weiss

Justin Bieber Emo Haircut Conspiracy

Justin Bieber - Emo Haircut

What is “The Scene”? “The Scene” is also known as EMO. The Emo trend is some sort of Punk suicide cult generation Z is into. These kids like hanging around graveyards writing dark poetry and attempting suicide because their world is so fucked. They always fail though, because instead of using a sure fire way to commit suicide like a gun they usually swallow lame ass psychiatric pills.

What does this have to do with Bieber? Well Justin Bieber, or if you know him personally like I do, you call him BIEBS. He likes being called BIEBS instead of Justin. He doesn’t want to live in Justin Timberlake’s shadow you know? So call him BIEBS. Anyhoo, the BIEBS had to cut his EMO hair? Guess why? To stop EMO girls from committing suicide. BIEBS is heavily into “The Scene” and is very in touch with his emotions. If he didn’t cut his EMO hair before dating Selena Gomez there could of been mass suicide and pandemonium.

I told BIEBS, BIEBS! I said, “Don’t be a pussy. Keep the Emo hair and let the chips fall where they may!”. But BIEBS, being the kind hearted last generation kid he was, refused to kill his fans so he lopped off his locks. This fan suicide shit happened before, when Paul Mccartney was killed in 1966 and British Intelligence had to put a doppelganger in the Beatles. If you doubt BIEBS is into “The Scene”, look who he is dating, Selena Gomez, lead singer of “The Scene”.

Sorry about being rough with you last post BIEBS, but you gotta toughen up and cause pandemonium. Get with project mayhem BIEBS. Get Selena pregnant and solidify the North American Union with her Mexican parents. I know you love playing booty call BIEBS and you are happy you finally got a steady piece of tail, but Selena took off her purity ring which means she’s no longer a virgin. So you did the deed with her. You have a billion dollars Biebs but you don’t want any kids. Madonna’s tarot says you should have your first kid at 19 Biebs. First girlfriend at 15, married at 18 and pregnant at 19. You don’t remember a thing about what this post used to say Biebs. It was just a rumor.

Barney the dinosaur rapist is just a a rumor.

Amy Winehouse Commits Suicide

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse commits suicide and joins the 27 club along with Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain. She made many suicide attempts in the past but this time was successful. R.I.P. Amy.