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Madonna Serenades Climate Change Savior David

Madonna Hey You

Madonna serenaded her climate change messiah David De Rothschild in July 2007 at the 777 concert. Let’s look at the lyrics to “Hey Dave”:

“Hey Dave”

Hey, Dave, don’t you give up
Your light bulb’s the best
don’t give the phoebus cartel any rest

Hey, Dave,
Don’t make us cry
don’t let the polar bears die

Keep it together, you’ll make sheckels alright
77 rothschild swindles tonight
doctors and lawyers envy what we bankers do
usury is good for you

Hey, Dave, open your wallet
Give me some change
when i clean the windshield on your range

Hey, you, remember this
Fiat money ain’t real it’s only worth the way you feel

Come to Dave’s Yuletide orgy you’ll feel alright
Bunga Bunga with Berlusconi is going on tonight
Strauss Kahn envies what we do
yeah dave orgies are good, hey dave

David’s a troll, little sister
Save your sheckels, little brother

Hey, Jew, save yourself
Don’t rely on anyone else

David De Rothschild

CONCLUSION

David de Rothschild with children who love him and his bulb. We should keep praying to our Climate change savior for some new kind of coal or nukes. Never mind the Tesla shit. Where the fuck you gonna put the meter if it’s free like radio? So fuck it right Dave? Get Energy Minister Moniz to build some more nuke reactors on fault lines according to your grand architect plan. Diablo Canyon reactor is gonna make California glow like the stars in the sky one day bro. Thanks for saving the world David De Rothschild. I am eternally grateful to you and your swindle. Thanks to your bulb antarctic sea ice stopped retreating. Had I not worn a sweater all coastal cities would be flooded right now. So thank you again for saving the world bro. No wonder those kids love you.

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Kevin O’Leary’s Fund is Insolvent!

Kevin O'Leary - Cold Hard Truth

You might know this guy from the TV show Dragon’s Den or Shark Tank. He is televison douchebag Kevin O’Leary. Kevin had almost a billion dollars he earned honestly, but that wasn’t enough for O’Leary, his greed got the better of him. He began a pyramid scheme called O’Leary funds. What is a pyramid scheme?

A pyramid scheme is an investment fraud that involves the payment of purported returns to existing investors from funds contributed by new investors. If people didn’t watch this douche on the television and contribute to his fund the whole scheme would collapse. Kevin uses Peter’s money to pay Paul. If only ten percent of his investors cashed out at the same time the whole swindle would collapse. In fact the whole economic system would collapse if people took 10 percent of their money in cash out of the fraudulent banking system.

Don’t be a sucker! If you are one of the first 10 percent to get your money out of O’Leary funds you will get your money back. As for the rest of the 90%, touch luck. Kevin will probably spend a few months in a country club prison. That’s what justice is like for the 1%.

Kevin O’Leary is the Canadian version of Bernie Madoff. Bernie Made off with millions of dollars from retiring holocaust survivors. If you are trying to retire with O’Leary Funds take your money out now! Don’t procrastinate. Only the first 10% will get their money back.