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Terminator Stops Kyle Reese’s White Knighting

Genisys White Knight

The Terminator stops Kyle Reese’s white knighting by knocking him out as he tries to rescue Sarah. Sarah no longer needs to be rescued. Kyle needed to be rescued. Is this gonna be the new action movie trope? Always the strong female lead rescuing the guy? The first Terminator was a far better and more Feminist film than this. Sarah gave the terminator the killing blow in the first terminator. Kyle and Sarah’s love child is a robot monster and not leader of the resistance in this fractured timeline. WTF Ahnold?

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Britney Spears has Got Milk?

Britney Got Milk Terminator

In her new video Britney Spears’ robotic friend drinks a cool, refreshing glass of milk and short circuits. Ms. Spears was one of the most famous GOT MILK? advertisement models. If milk can destroy a cybernetic organism what do you think it’s doing to your body? I think she found it to be a Faustian bargain to do that milk ad. She suggests this with the Crossroads 2 movie poster in the background of the video. The crossroads is where musicians go to make a deal with the devil to become rich and famous. Celebrities get paid a million dollars for a milk mustache. Is it our fault we are stupid enough to believe in products celebrities endorse? Yes it is goyim.