Tom Cruise and the Lord of Darkness

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1. I was convinced he was a homosexual. But you tell me that you know him and that he liked pornography and girls. What is his deep dark secret? Should I believe these South Park episodes that say he is a fudge packer?

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2. When I was a kid he lived at Chimo house next door. Chimo means “are you friendly?” in inuit. They filmed movies at that house. My sister was an extra for a Cybil Shepherd movie.

   When I knew Tom Cruise he had fish and pornography. The Psychiatrists showed us his fish. I think he would look at the porn and jerk off with the fish in his other hand. I think he got hazed in America. Fresh fish freshman was probably told in American school he had to finish jerking off before the fish died or he’d get a paddling.

   http://www.tomcruise.com/blog/2010/08/13/jerry-maguire-famous-movie-firings/

   He has the fish in Jerry Mcguire. The Illuminati have all of his fish confessions on tape. Scientology is a branch of the Illuminati. Tom Cruise will never escape scientology without his embarrassing tapes coming to light.

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3. Oy Vey. Look at all these Scientology leaks:

   http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Category:Scientology

   How well do you know him?

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   1. I know him pretty well and he’s not gay. I remember we used to watch hookers when we climbed trees. He has a fish fetish like Troy Mcclure. He can’t get off unless a fish comes to the party.

      I remember he wore an army uniform with the callsign FISH on it that summer in 1985. He was crying and standing at attention under a raging nest of hornets. I think his dad died the previous year.

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4. Tell the truth Joe. The Catholics and the prophecy. let him off the hook.

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