Swords into Plowshares mission impossible…we need an elron hubbard avatar
elron knew how to grow the juiciest tomatoes with his e meter
I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

i wish i could talk to LRON HUBBARD
I’m quitting $cientology:
Why did Jerry Maguire leave his job?
He used to be one of 33 agents representing over 2,000 of the most important and well-paid athletes in the world, but he got fired for a memo he wrote. It was written after a disturbing encounter Jerry had with the son of one of his injured clients.