Just like the mansion i went into in my movie EYES WIDE SHUT
Brian Flanagan
I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

IS THIS what this old man does?
dresses up like a devil and scares his orgy party goers on viagra?
tell me straight dippy
yes, that pretty much sums it up dipstick…
The Dukes of Hazzard Wiki
Rosco frequently called him “Jackass”, which soon evolved into the more family friendly “dipstick” as the show become a hit with younger viewers.
1 man in complete control?
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G. Edward Griffin: We must expose the conspiracy to public view. If, somehow, every American could be made aware of the facts contained in this presentation , if it were possible to circumvent the establishment’s channels of mass communication and carry this message from person to person, to our friends and neighbors and fellow club members, the conspiracy would collapse like a house of cards.